Have you ever had a brush with Death, or did you make him supply his own?

AtD: C'mere choppers and succumb to the might of Aqua-Fresh gel...hey, what's this in the bristles?





Death: Oh yeah, sorry....I ate chickpeas tonight, that's probably what those are.





AtD: Dammit, why can't you get your own tootbrush? Why must you always use mine?





Death: I dunno....just thought it'd save me some cash, maybe...





AtD: Anything ELSE you're using that I should know about?





Death: Well, yeah...I figured the dental floss was probably good for another run or two, so I respooled it and ---





AtD: eEEeeewwwwWWWw.....!!





Death: Do Daleks even have teeth?


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Have you ever had a brush with Death, or did you make him supply his own?
And he drinks the milk straight from the carton!!


I keep getting backwash with lost souls stuck in it.





And if I trip over that damn scythe one more time ...
Reply:We get together and do each others hair all the time.
Reply:Mmmmhhmmmm...ever get shampoo in your eyes? That's him too....or flush while on the john and water splashes your behind in the most uncomfortable way? Yup. Death.
Reply:in all seriousness, i have had a brush with death, not one bit fun. one second yer walking on sunshine, the next BAM!. i said to death, "Death, HA!" and my son and i semi walked away. actually i woke up in life flight...but when we landed, boy did i give death my two cents!





i BRUSHED him off!
Reply:yeah do daleks have teeth?....


and yes ive brushed with death...damn near knocked him over... we were at this party once and he was blocking the keg... i hate when people keg sit...
Reply:Ha, ha, that death he is always eating the raunchiest stuff and then using our toothbrushes. You'd think he would just get a travel brush and have done with it. But seriously I think maybe we should all chip in and get him some mouthwash...his breath is rotten!